Dad Tweets That Helped Us Laugh Through the Month

Vinod, real talk for a second. Can I drop my kids off and get them straightened out after a weekend at grandma’s house? No one told me about this. What parenting book is it in? Maybe I should start following you on Twitter because this is one life hack I desperately needed.

Even when my parents come over, my kids just act normal. That requires a lot of explaining on my part about new-age parenting methods, like hair dye at the age of ten and hands-off parenting when it comes to laundry and snack time. If they can, they do. I’m trying to raise some independent women, okay?