Dad Tweets That Helped Us Laugh Through the Month

It sounds like Vinod here needs a good alarm clock. Not a dinky phone alarm. Not a tabletop clock alarm. He needs a full-blown mega-phone alarm that goes off at 6 a.m. and disturbs the whole neighborhood.  Two weeks of that, and his kids would never be late again! It’s like puppy training for medium humans.

He could always get ‘em where it hurts and take their devices if they can’t get ready in time. That’s the way most parents do it now. Can’t make it to school even though I woke you up an hour ago? That device is gone for the day. It’s very effective. You even get the bonus of extra time spent with your kids that afternoon!