#13: Is This How Tarzan Fights?
Here’s another problem that comes with only ever hearing something spoken and never seeing it written. This is why I’ve gotten in the habit of Googling new things as soon as I hear them, to make sure I don’t look silly later.

So which would be more frightening, guerrilla warfare or gorilla warfare? Obviously, many guerillas have finely honed their asymmetric warfare tactics and can do a lot of damage. Gorillas, on the other hand, could probably mess you up pretty badly if they wanted to. I’d prefer not to fight either one.