Almost There
In the realm of modern nuisances, the unsolicited texts from former flames sit right up there with the vexation of a parking ticket snafu or the eternal wait at a bank queue. But for every unwelcome ‘guess what?’ message that pings our phones, there’s a comeback that hits it out of the park.

Today, we tip our hats to an anonymous hero who served up the perfect retort to their ex’s bid for attention—a masterclass in shutting down the past with style. Hats off to you, mystery texter!.