Overheard at Thanksgiving Dinner: People Share Amusing and Insightful Thanksgiving Tweets

Jeff Wysaski is so desperate to avoid conversation with his family that he’s willing to try the most absurd tactics. If you want to take his advice, do the following: get a paper bag, cut two holes in it, and put it over your head. This will give you the privacy you need to avoid all stressful conversations. 

If you need to take it a few steps further, you can write the following message across the front of the bag: “Don’t talk to me I hate you all now please pass the pie.” Now you won’t even have to say anything! Your family will get the message (literally). Maybe you’ll even get uninvited to Thanksgiving next year!